10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- "No river, no fish."
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- It's Free To Fold...
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword