10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'