10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Fold and live to fold again
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm