10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Poker is for loners.
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.