10 Random Poker Quotes

• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow