10 Random Poker Quotes

• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"