10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.