10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Fold and live to fold again
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak