10 Random Poker Quotes

• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• "No river, no fish."
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed