10 Random Poker Quotes

• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson