10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth