10 Random Poker Quotes

• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Fold and live to fold again