10 Random Poker Quotes

• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• im going to 2 out you to death