10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "No river, no fish."
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.