10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Welcome to kicker school
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.