10 Random Poker Quotes

• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Welcome to kicker school
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson