10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"