10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- Fold and live to fold again
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.