10 Random Poker Quotes

• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.