10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!