10 Random Poker Quotes

• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Those eggs smell delicious!