10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.