10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- Fook the floosh droo!
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."