10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• "No river, no fish."
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.