10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
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