10 Random Poker Quotes

• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• It's Free To Fold...
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?