10 Random Poker Quotes

• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "No river, no fish."
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP