10 Random Poker Quotes

• You have to piss with the dick you have
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus