10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph