10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."