10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
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