10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- "No river, no fish."
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.