10 Random Poker Quotes

• Those eggs smell delicious!
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Poker is for loners.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.