10 Random Poker Quotes

• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• "No river, no fish."
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"