10 Random Poker Quotes

• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester