10 Random Poker Quotes

• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack