10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Fold and live to fold again
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth