10 Random Poker Quotes
« back to poker calculator
More Random Quotes- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..