10 Random Poker Quotes

• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."