10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• "No river, no fish."
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders