10 Random Poker Quotes

• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• Welcome to kicker school
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword