10 Random Poker Quotes

• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• "No river, no fish."
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Poker is for loners.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is