10 Random Poker Quotes

• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• Poker is for loners.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.