10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.