10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)