10 Random Poker Quotes

• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Fold and live to fold again
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Welcome to kicker school
• It's Free To Fold...
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders