10 Random Poker Quotes

• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed