10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.