10 Random Poker Quotes

• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Welcome to kicker school
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders