10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer